Introduction

What is The New Yorker? I know it’s a great magazine and that it’s a tremendous source of pleasure in my life. But what exactly is it? This blog’s premise is that The New Yorker is a work of art, as worthy of comment and analysis as, say, Keats’s “Ode on a Grecian Urn.” Each week I review one or more aspects of the magazine’s latest issue. I suppose it’s possible to describe and analyze an entire issue, but I prefer to keep my reviews brief, and so I usually focus on just one or two pieces, to explore in each the signature style of its author. A piece by Nick Paumgarten is not like a piece by Jill Lepore, and neither is like a piece by Ian Frazier. One could not mistake Collins for Seabrook, or Bilger for Galchen, or Mogelson for Kolbert. Each has found a style, and it is that style that I respond to as I read, and want to understand and describe.

Saturday, December 5, 2020

November 23, 2020 Issue












Three striking artworks in this week’s issue:

1. Sergiy Maidukov’s portrait of Grace Jones for Sarah Larson’s “Podcast Dept.”










2. Naila Ruechel’s photos for Hannah Goldfield’s “Tables For Two: EMP To Go."









3. Andrea Ventura’s portrait of Paul Celan for Ruth Franklin’s “A Word, a Corpse.”












Maidukov and Ventura are established New Yorker illustrators. I’ve long admired their work. But Ruechel’s bold, color-drenched photography is new to me. I look forward to seeing more of it in the magazine. 

Friday, December 4, 2020

November 16, 2020 Issue

Peter Schjeldahl is the most original New Yorker stylist since Pauline Kael. His tone, rhythm, texture, diction, syntax are instantly recognizable. One of his favorite words is “drench.” It figures in some of his most ravishing lines. This one, for example:

Kiefer’s Pollockian machines - with heart-grabbing yellows, blacks, and browns that affect like tastes, sounds, and smells and their incorporation of photographs that drench the mind in tones of memory – evoke a quasi-religious feeling of delicious melancholy, slightly masochistic abasement before sheer ancientness. [“Our Kiefer,” The Hydrogen Jukebox, 1991]

In this week’s issue, he deploys it again, to marvelous effect:

Gilliam broke ranks with the movement—or extended it—in the mid-sixties, when he began draping vast unstretched paint-stained and -spattered canvases from walls and ceilings, creating undulant environments that drenched the eye in effulgent color. [“Off the Wall,” a review of Sam Gilliam’s “Existed Existing,” at Pace Gallery, New York]

Thursday, December 3, 2020

3 for the Road: Intro








My three favorite travel books are John McPhee’s Coming into the Country (1976), Ian Frazier’s Great Plains (1989), and Edward Hoagland’s Notes from the Century Before (1969). But I feel I don’t I know them well enough, especially at the formal level. Over the next year, I propose to reread them – immerse myself in them, if that’s possible. And I’ll blog about it as I go. So a new series then – “3 for the Road,” starting January 1, 2021. 

Wednesday, December 2, 2020

Best of the Decade: Alternate List

Photo by Marcin Gala, from Burkhard Bilger's "In Deep"











I had fun doing “Best of the Decade.” But skimming the crème de la crème off ten years’ worth of New Yorker reporting pieces wasn’t easy. Narrowing the list to just twelve was agony. I was forced to discard many wonderful articles, including some personal favorites. To atone for my ruthless selection process, I’ve decided to compile a second list – twelve more excellent pieces that could easily have made the first list, if there’d been room. Here are my picks, with a choice quotation from each in brackets:

1. Nick Paumgarten, “Deadhead,” November 26, 2012 (“In the pavilion, the tapers had set up a cityscape of microphone stands, like minarets, and through them there was the sight of Jerry Garcia, fat and hunched, virtually immobile in a haze of his own cigarette smoke”). 

2. Burkhard Bilger, “In Deep,” April 21, 2014 (“One passage led back to the beginning of the sump, another to the loop behind them, a third to a dead end they’d explored earlier. That left one unexplored passage. It took them up a short corridor, along a rising slope of terraced mustard-colored flowstone, and into a small domed chamber. There was an air bell at the top about the size of a car trunk, so they swam up and took off their helmets and neoprene hoods to talk. They seemed to be at a dead end. They were cold, tired, and disoriented, and their air ration had nearly run out. There was no choice but to head back”). 

3. Dana Goodyear, “The Earth Mover,” August 29, 2016 (“I walked into the site, through smooth gray-brown gravel mounds, serene and raked as Zen gardens, graded to the angle of repose, so that no rocks slide. Like blast shields, the mounds blocked the view; their shapes, which can be seen in whole only from the air, form a coded alphabet of charm stone, dog bone, cross, and adze. A ramp sloped up to the east, to the top of a bulwark, against which leaned massive ceramic stelae”).

4. William Finnegan, “Silver or Lead,” May 31, 2010 (“To check out La Familia’s claim to be driving cristal addiction from Michoacán, I went to Zamora, a midsized city in the northwestern corner of the state. La Familia was doing some vivid social messaging there. Two days before my arrival, and some weeks earlier, groups of flagellants had appeared on the roads around Zamora—men with their shirts pulled up or off and their backs whipped raw. The men chanted and carried placards denouncing themselves as thieves and rapists. Some of the placards were signed ‘La Familia’ ”).

5. Aleksandar Hemon, “Mapping Home,” December 5, 2011 (“I randomly entered building hallways and basements, just to smell them: in addition to the familiar scent of leather suitcases, old magazines, and damp coal dust, there was the odor of hard life and sewage—during the siege, people had often taken shelter from the shelling in their basements”).

6. Peter Schjeldahl, “The Flip Side,” November 29, 2010 (“But nothing that we know of anticipated the eloquence of van Eyck’s glazes, which pool like liquid radiance across his pictures’ smooth surfaces, trapping and releasing graded tones of light and shadow and effulgences of brilliant color”).

7. Geoff Dyer, “Poles Apart,” April 18, 2011 (“The stars poured down all around, down to our ankles, even though they were millions of light-years away. The constellations were complicated by passenger jets, blinking planes, flashing satellites. It was like rush hour in the era of interplanetary travel. The sky was frantic and the night was as cold as old starlight”).

8. Alexandra Schwartz, “Bounty Hunters,” November 25, 2019 (“You learn something about people, working Co-op checkout. You see how they handle their kids, their parents, and their partners. You see friends greeting one another and exes steering clear. You ask about beautifully named foods that you have never engaged with before—ugli fruit, Buddha’s hand, fiddlehead ferns—and then you chat with the people buying them about how they plan to prepare them. It is fascinating to observe what people eat, and almost prurient to be allowed to handle their future food, to hold their long green-meat radishes and cradle their velvety heirloom tomatoes, as fat and blackly purple as a calf’s heart”).

9. Dexter Filkins, “Atonement,” October 29 & November 5, 2012 (“Lobello might not have felt that he needed to apologize, but he was haunted by what had happened, traumatized, maybe even ruined. He wanted to know that the survivors understood why he had done what he had, even if it was not entirely defensible. And he wanted them to know that he felt their suffering in his own. Lobello did not quite say it, but when I left his apartment I felt that what he was really looking for was absolution”).

10. Rebecca Mead, “Sole Cycle,” March 23, 2015 (“Haslbeck suggested that I try on the lace-up boot, and I slipped my bare foot into it. With the warmth and softness of the fur, and the cradling comfort of the foot bed, it felt wonderful. I think I may have gasped”).

11. Gabrielle Hamilton, “The Lamb Roast,” January 17, 2011 (“Then the sun started to set and we lit the paper-bag luminarias, and the lambs were crisp-skinned and sticky, and the root beer was frigid, and it caught, like an emotion, in the back of my throat”).

12. Adam Gopnik, “Cool Running,” July 11 & 18, 2016 (“A birthday cake appeared, and then—a hallucinatory moment—another Icelandic actress sang ‘Happy Birthday,’ in a perfect impression of Marilyn singing it to J.F.K., sexy sibilant by erotic syllable: ‘Happy biiirthday, Misstah Prez-uh-dent . . .’ The crowd cheered in pleasure and recognition. We live on one planet, indivisible”).

Tuesday, December 1, 2020

Best of the Decade: #1 Ian Frazier's "Blue Bloods"

Illustration by Owen Freeman, from Ian Frazier's "Blue Bloods"














“Best of the Decade” is a selection of twelve of my favourite New Yorker pieces from the last ten years. Each month I choose a piece and try to say why I’m drawn to it. Today, I’m pleased to post my #1 pick – Ian Frazier’s "Blue Bloods" (April 14, 2014).

This wonderful piece is about Frazier’s fascination with horseshoe crabs, an animal that, as he points out, has “been around at least two hundred times as long as human beings.” But now they’re in decline, he reports. Humans may be driving these tough little creatures to extinction. He says, “Sea-level rises may cause shoreline reinforcement that wipes out their habitat.” 

There’s an unforgettable scene near the end of “Blue Bloods” that illustrates Frazier’s point. He’s on the shore of Delaware Bay, driving a gravel road that “skirted the bay so closely that it required a barrier wall of riprap for protection.” He writes,

The crumbling brittle of horseshoe-crab parts under the car wheels now became so thick it was unnerving, with uncrushed, whole horseshoe crabs all over the road as well. I pulled onto the left-hand berm to investigate. When I climbed up on the riprap wall, I saw throngs of stranded horseshoe crabs lying in the interstices among the rocks. The carnage stretched into the distance and had a major-battlefield air, reminiscent of the Mathew Brady photograph of the dead at the Sunken Road at Sharpsburg. Some of the horseshoe crabs seemed to be moving feebly. The ones on the road had evidently managed to make it past the rocks.

That description of horseshoe-crab carnage, likening it to “the Mathew Brady photograph of the dead at the Sunken Road at Sharpsburg,” is inspired! It’s one of the reasons I’ve chosen “Blue Bloods” as my #1. 

Another reason is that it’s so quintessentially Frazerian. Frazier is a superb describer. “Blue Bloods” brims with delightful description. Here, for example, is his portrait of a horseshoe-crab person named Diane SanRomán:

On that morning, she wore knee-high rubber boots, a bright-pink cotton shirt, and complicated turquoise earrings: an in-the-field style that became familiar. “My life was good before I discovered horseshoe crabs, but now it’s even better!” she announced to me, adding that she was raising a thousand horseshoe-crab eggs in the bathroom of her apartment, in Manhasset, and that her husband, a doctor who specializes in clinical nutrition, kindly put up with them. Along with playing conga drums, she throws pots and is pursuing her second M.A., in experimental psychology with a focus on marine biology. She looks enough like the late Bea Arthur, the star of the nineteen-seventies sitcom “Maude,” that it would be negligent not to say so.

And here’s his depiction of the Dupont Nature Center viewing deck:

Bird-watchers lined its railings with emplacements of telescopes and cameras. Some of the bird-watchers were talking on their cell phones and leaving excited messages for other bird-watchers. When the other bird-watchers called back, the ring tones were birdcalls. Jeffery Davis, a birder from near Philadelphia, offered me a look through his well-positioned 30-power Kowa telescope. Oystercatchers, stilts, dowitchers, willets, black-bellied plovers, dunlins, royal terns, ruddy turnstones, semipalmated sandpipers—along the sand and in the shallows, thousands of heads were going up and down as long, thin bills plucked up what probably were horseshoe-crab eggs. A single horseshoe crab swam nearby on the surface, on its side. Lenses turned to the odd swimmer for half a minute, then went back to the birds.

Conga drums, “complicated turquoise earrings,” birdcall ring tones – I love Frazier's details. He notices stuff most people overlook or disregard. "Blue Bloods" is one of his finest acts of attention.

Monday, November 30, 2020

Two Excellent Critical Pieces

Camille Pissarro, Le Champ de choux, Pontoise (1873)











I want to note the recent appearance of two extraordinary essay-reviews by two of my favorite writers: Verlyn Klinkenborg’s “Wendell Berry’s High Horse” (The New York Review of Books, October 8, 2020) and T. J. Clark’s “Strange Apprentice” (London Review of Books, October 8, 2020). 

Klinkenborg’s piece is a biting critique of Wendell Berry’s collected essays What I Stand On. “All too often,” Klinkenborg says, “I’m disturbed, to the point of physical unease, by the involuted, strangely patristic way his writing and thinking move.” He says that Berry “often fails to do the first important job of a writer – ‘even’ a nonfiction writer – which is to make sentences that breathe with the life of the body, even when that body happens to be thinking.” He notes “the extraordinarily high degree of abstraction and generalization” in Berry’s prose. Klinkenborg’s close analysis of Berry’s sentences is thrilling. So is his skewering of the way Berry uses metaphor:

There’s also a kind of skittering in The Long-Legged House that reminds me of Thoreau – an uncannily quick movement from local to universal and back again, as if the writer were just waiting to slip an abstraction through a gap in the hedge. You can hear a version of this in the way that Thoreau – like Berry – uses metaphor. The instantaneous fusion of resemblance and dissonance that I hope to find in a good metaphor – the suddenness of perception – isn’t much use to Thoreau, because he it’s hard to moralize one that works that way. Every actual thing in his prose seems to quiver with the desire to become metaphorical or symbolic, like the dead horse in Walden whose strong scent causes Thoreau to think of the myriads of creatures squashed and gobbled and “run over in the road,” ending in a vision of “universal innocence.” It’s a relief when things remain merely themselves.

That “an uncannily quick movement from local to universal and back again, as if the writer were just waiting to slip an abstraction through a gap in the hedge” is brilliant! The whole piece is brilliant – a vigorous application of the dictum that Klinkenborg set out in his great Several short sentences about writing (2012): The goal is “To get your words, your phrases, as close as you can to the solidity of the world your noticing.”

T. J. Clark’s “Strange Apprentice” is a wonderful comparative analysis of Pissarro and Cézanne. It brims with delicious description. Clark says of Pissarro’s Le Champ de choux, Pontoise (1873),

Light is coming down from a whitened sky, pink just beginning to appear in it – coming from behind the hill (whose crest has a few houses just visible among trees), so that the hill is silhouetted, but with light humming in the foreground, flooding everywhere, muting the high silhouettes, picking out feathery edges of foliage on the lower trees and the plump leaves in the cabbage patch. There are three peasants in the fields: a woman with a basket, a man in blue and a further faint figure far back to the right in a shadowed clearing. The emptiness of the air above the field closer to us – the coloured emptiness – is a tour de force of illusion. The man in blue alerts us to the presence of a haze, almost a ground mist, of very light blue-purple all round him, seeping towards the woman with the basket. And there is a ghostly blue halo behind the tree above him. The ruckus of cabbage leaves nearby is rhymed with the russet of new-turned earth. There are many such wonders.

Yes, and there are many such wonders in Clark’s piece, too. Here’s another – a comparison of Pissarro’s Louveciennes (1871) with Cézanne’s Louveciennes (c.1873):

Colour in the Cézanne is not primarily an aspect – a felt reality – of an atmosphere: it adheres somewhat perfunctorily to things. Look, for example, at the yellows and oranges on the old bulwark at the side of the road, or the yellows and browns making the screen of trees to the right of the two figures, over the low wall. Equally, space in Cézanne’s copy is not a filled emptiness. It is not something grounded and contained. It does not approach the viewer along the modest dirt road, across a solid proximity, offering us a way into the illusion. ‘Way’ is a notion foreign to Cézanne’s vision. Where in general we might be in space is an enigma in the copy: the houses in the distance in the original enter a kind of non-distance, or anti-distance, when Cézanne redoes them – not that that means they are nearer, more tangible. The highest house is an epitome of this. Cézanne takes Pissarro’s gentle indications of a road climbing the hill to the house and zigzagging left towards it, and turns the whole collocation into a crisp folding of edges and collision of overlapping planes.

Who would not want such sublime writing to continue forever? Reading “Strange Apprentice,” I found myself slowing down to prolong the pleasure. I didn’t want it to end.

Both these splendid pieces went straight into my personal anthology of great criticism.

Saturday, November 21, 2020

Martin Amis's Searing "Koba the Dread" (Contra Giles Harvey)

 

Giles Harvey, in his recent New Yorker review of Martin Amis’s new novel Inside Story (“Last Laugh," October 26, 2020), says of Amis’s Koba the Dread: Laughter and the Twenty Million (2002), “The whole thing felt less like a stand on principle than like a way to demonstrate that Amis had transitioned from erotic jester to moral and intellectual heavyweight, someone capable of holding his own on matters of world history.” Well, it doesn’t feel that way to me. When I read Koba, I feel the heat of its anger – anger at all the “fucking fools” (Robert Conquest’s words, quoted by Amis) who lauded the “Soviet experiment.” Some experiment! It resulted in the extermination of at least twenty million people. Those “fucking fools” include a lot of people who should’ve known better – H. G. Wells, George Bernard Shaw, Sidney and Beatrice Webb, A. J. Ayer, Eric Hobsbawm, Edmund Wilson, Hugh MacDiarmid, Christopher Hitchens, among others. The world offered a choice between two realities, and these so-called “brains” chose the wrong one.

Amis is relentless in his documentation of Stalin’s barbarity. For example, he writes, “Imagine the mass of the glove that Stalin swiped across your face; imagine the mass of it.” To this he appends a searing footnote:

It will be as well, here, to get a foretaste of his rigor. The fate of Mikhail Tukhachevsky, a famous Red commander in the Civil War, was ordinary enough, and that of his family was too. Tukhachevsky was arrested in 1937, tortured (his interrogation protocols were stained with drops of “flying” blood, suggesting that his head was in rapid motion at the time), farcically arraigned, and duly executed. Moreover (this is Robert C. Tucker’s précis in Stalin in Power: The Revolution from Above, 1928-41): “His wife and daughter returned to Moscow where she was arrested a day or two later along with Tukhachevsky’s mother, sisters, and brothers Nikolai and Alexander. Later his wife and both brothers were killed on Stalin’s orders, three sisters were sent to camps, his young daughter Svetlana was placed in a home for children of ‘enemies of the people’ and arrested and sent to a camp on reaching the age of seventeen, and his mother and one sister died in exile.”

Koba the Dread is a powerful indictment of Stalinism, written in fierce unforgettable prose. Samples:

Your chair is never softer, your study never warmer, your prospect of the evening meal never more secure than when you read about the gulag: the epic agony of the gulag.

The tortures described by Solzhenitsyn are unendurable. This reader has endured none of them; and I will proceed with caution and unease. It feels necessary because torture, among its other applications, was part of Stalin’s war against the truth. He tortured, not to force you to reveal a fact, but to force you to collude in a fiction.

Of course, the figures are still not secure, and they vary dismayingly. But these are not the “imaginary” zeros of the millennium, and we we will certainly need seven of them in our inventory of the Soviet experiment. We badly need to know the numbers of the dead. More than this, we need to know their names. And the dead, too, need us to know their names. 

Is there a moral difference between the Nazi doctor (the white coat, the black boots, the pellets of Zyklon B) and the blood-bespattered interrogator in the penalty camp of Orotukan? 

But Stalin, in the execution of the broad brushstrokes of his hate, had weapons that Hitler did not have.

He would not accept reality. He would break it.

This, perhaps, is the meaning of the Terror-Famine of 1933: the self-cannibalized were destroyed by the self-executed. And this is the surreal moral gangrene of Stalinism.

Congress of Vultures, one might say, after briefly consulting the reality of the countryside – or Congress of Vampires. And Congress of Vaudevillians, too: in January/February 1934 the Party began to absent itself from actuality. It entered the psychotheater in Stalin’s head.For Stalin, power was a thing of the senses and the membranes. And he invariably sought the upper limit.

Nor should we neglect the obvious point – that Stalin did it because Stalin liked it. He couldn’t help himself. The Terror was, in part, an episode of sensual indulgence. It was a bacchanal whose stimulant was power.

And although Hitler’s invigilation of the citizenry was intimidating and persistent, he did not go out of his way, as Stalin did, to create a circumambience of nausea and fear.

Paul Berman, in his “A Million Deaths Is Not a Statistic” (The New York Times, July 28, 2002), says Koba the Dread “carries a punch, artfully delivered.” I agree. It’s the same kind of punch Amis delivers in his literary criticism: see, for example, his brilliant, jabbing, stinging “Don Juan in Hull” (The New Yorker, July 12, 1993), a ferocious defence of Philip Larkin. 

Koba the Dread’s punch comes from looking at Stalinism and finding fresh ways to describe its evil: “The shoes: sections of old car tire, secured with wire or an electrical cord”; “A group of prisoners at Kolyma were hungry enough to eat a horse that had been dead for more than a week (despite the stench and the infestation of flies and maggots)”; “The hospitals were themselves deathtraps, but inert deathtraps. A man chopped off half his foot to get in there. And prisoners cultivated infections, feeding saliva, pus or kerosene to their wounds.”

Reading Giles Harvey’s facile comment above, I question whether he actually read Amis’s book. 

Wednesday, November 18, 2020

Scott Frank's Wonderful "The Queen's Gambit"















Rachel Syme, in her recent newyorker.com post, calls The Queen's Gambit “the most satisfying show on television.” I agree. Set in the 1960s, the series tells the story of Beth Harmon (played superbly by Anya Taylor-Joy), a child prodigy who discovers how to play chess in a Kentucky orphanage. Despite addictions to alcohol and tranquilizers, Beth plays and trains obsessively, rising through the ranks until she faces the world’s best in Moscow.

The show has a ravishing look. The chess tournaments are set in gorgeous locales and Beth’s clothes are spectacularly chic. Syme says,

In life and on screen, chess is considered the domain of hoary men in moth-eaten cardigans, playing in smoky gymnasia that reek of stale coffee. “The Queen’s Gambit,” instead, finds an unlikely synergy between the heady interiority of chess and the sensual realm of style.

An unlikely synergy between the heady interiority of chess and the sensual realm of style – this sums up The Queen’s Gambit beautifully.

Monday, November 16, 2020

November 9, 2020 Issue

Two delightful sentences in this week’s “Goings On About Town”:

1. The bright moments—including the fragments of sampled speech, rapidly chopped up, that bracket the album—make up for Lopatin’s overreliance on sad robot voices. – Michaelangelo Matos, “Music: Oneohtrix Point Never”

2. A group of thirtysomethings celebrating a birthday plucked a bunch of eerily fresh-looking calla lilies out of a public trash can. – Hannah Goldfield, “Tables For Two: The Odeon” 

I relish the Matos construction for its surreal elements - "fragments of sampled speech, rapidly chopped up," "sad robot voices." Goldfield's conjures a sweet image of found poetry. Both are marvelous!

Sunday, November 15, 2020

November 2, 2020 Issue

This week’s New Yorker contains an excellent short story – Curtis Sittenfeld’s “A for Alone.” It’s about an artist named Irene who’s doing a project on the so-called Billy Graham/Mike Pence rule that if you’re a married man, you don’t spend time alone with another woman. I confess I wasn't aware of such a rule before I read this story. But after I finished it, I googled the rule, and it turns out it actually exists. That’s one of the things I like about the story. It doesn’t feel invented; it feels quite real, quite plausible. Irene’s project involves inviting men to lunch, asking them to fill out a handwritten questionnaire, and taking a Polaroid photo of them. This project flares into an affair with one of her interview subjects, a geologist named Jack (“Man No. 6”). 

I devoured this story. It intrigued me; it excited me; and I found myself mirroring off the character Jack. Does the story prove the rule's validity? Maybe, but it also shows it to be, as Jack says, “so depressingly heteronormative.” The piece brims with wonderful lines. I think my favorite is “She wants his questionnaire to impart some central truth, to give her closure, and, while it’s nice, the niceness pales in comparison with what he said moments after filling it out—‘It’s you specifically’—or the many ardent declarations of devotion in the months that followed.” Sittenfeld’s return to Jack’s questionnaire after the affair suddenly ends is inspired. The whole story is inspired – one of the best I’ve read in a long time.

Saturday, November 14, 2020

Brody Distorts Kael

Orson Welles and Herman J. Mankiewicz












I see Richard Brody is at it again – distorting Pauline Kael’s great “Raising Kane” (The New Yorker, February 13 & 20, 1971). In his “Herman Mankiewicz, Pauline Kael, and the Battle Over Citizen Kane” (newyorker.com, November 14, 2020), he says that Kael “argued that much of what’s great about Citizen Kane in fact arose not from Welles but from the contributions of Mankiewicz and the rest of the cast and crew.” Wrong! Kael never said that. What she said is this: “Though Mankiewicz provided the basic apparatus for it, that magical exuberance which fused the whole scandalous enterprise was Welles’.” That’s the exact opposite of what Brody says she said. In case there’s any doubt about Kael’s position, she went on to say, “Citizen Kane is a film made by a very young man of enormous spirit; he [Welles] took the Mankiewicz material and he played with it, he turned it into a magic show.” Where are The New Yorker’s vaunted fact-checkers? Anytime Brody refers to Kael, he should be checked. He seems incapable of accurately stating her views. 

Wednesday, November 11, 2020

Jimmy Jim

Jimmy Jim MacAulay (Photo by Lorna MacDougall)
 




















1.

Today is Remembrance Day. It puts me in mind of a WWI veteran I was privileged to know. His name is Jimmy Jim MacAulay. He died in 1999 at the age of ninety-eight. He was a soldier, horseman, rumrunner, fish peddler, woodsman, Irish moss harvester, and a member of the French Legion of Honour. He had blue eyes, long ski-jump nose, narrow jutting chin, and wispy white hair, He was full of stories, enjoyed conversation, and had a ready laugh. He was tall, big-boned, broad-shouldered. How strong was he? Strong enough to lift the back end of our blue Chevette (with me in it!) and swing it clear of the snowdrift in which it was stuck. He dressed in wool – plaid shirts, wool pants, wool socks. He wore high, black rubber boots. He did things the old way. In the fall, he banked the trailer he lived in with seaweed; he ate potted meat; he drove a horse-and-cart; smoked a pipe.

2.

Jimmy Jim scraped his chair back from the table. “Jim will have his pie now,” he said. 

Lorna and I laughed. “Sorry, Jim. We haven’t got much in the line of desserts,” Lorna said. “How about a dish of strawberries?” 

Jim laughed. “No pie for Jim,” he said. “That’s okay. Strawberries aren’t hard to take. Jim forgot his manners.”

This was the first time we’d had Jim over for supper.

3.

We were in a bit of a pickle that’s for sure. We’d let two Clydesdales – a mare and her colt, both about the same size – out into a fenced field behind the shed where they were kept. These horses were handsome to look at, chestnut with cream-colored manes and tails, but once loosed in the yard they began trotting around real frisky-like, shaking their heads, snuffling their noses, showing no interest in allowing us to get anywhere near them. 

They were big, barrel-chested horses with enormous hooves and broad, muscly behinds. I’d estimate they each weighed about two thousand pounds. We watched them run around for a while. That’s why we’d let them out in the first place – so we could observe them, particularly the colt, which was for sale. My biggest fear was getting knocked down and trampled. It felt like being in a circus ring with a couple of stampeding elephants. 

We stayed in the center of the yard, and the horses trotted along the fence. After while, we decided we’d seen enough and we tried to shoo them back into the shed. We clapped our hands and yelled at them, “Hey, okay, let’s go, get back in there, c’mon, let’s go, get going” – all to no avail. They weren’t going back in. That’s the last thing those big critters wanted to do. They just got more skitterish and started galloping along the fence down into the far corner of the field. 

Jim went inside the shed and came out with a coil of rope, tied a lasso knot in it and walked down towards the horses. They were standing there, watching him approach. Suddenly, the colt bolted towards him. Jim calmly side-stepped him and kept walking towards the mare. Now he was talking to the mare, “Settle down there now, settle down, that’s the way.” He walked right up to her, took hold of her bridle, and led her along the fence and back inside the shed. He made it look pretty easy. But I had a feeling that catching that other one wouldn’t go as smooth, and I was right.

4. 

Relaxation on the back step, Jim’s aromatic pipe smoke, barn swallows dipping low over the stubble field, and the evening sun’s orange slanting rays mingle to dissolve the day’s anxieties. Jim needs an ole plug,” Jim says. He means an old horse. We’ve had this conversation before, Jim and I. He’s been horseless for about a month, ever since old Bob went lame and Jim sold him to the meat packers. Now Jim hankers for a replacement. He’s superstitious about being without one.

So it was, one Saturday in June, he and I drove up West to look for an ole plug. “Where up West?” I asked him, as we drove. 

“Profits Corner.” 

“Never heard of it.” 

“Don’t worry,” he said, “Jimmy knows.” And so I guess I just had to have faith he did know. But how could he? He hadn’t been up this way in decades. He used to harvest moss in Skinners Pond, he told me. Okay, I thought, I’ll go along with the gag. It’s a beautiful day for a drive. So we rolled along, Jim’s rangy, six-foot frame wedged into the Chevette’s tiny front seat, his eagle-like head alertly looking out at the passing countryside.

5. 

One day Jim’s dog Butch was hit by a car and crawled under our front step. I went in under and gently pulled him out. He was bleeding badly from the hind quarters. Lorna told Jim and the three of us took Butch into the vet in Charlottetown and got him stitched up. That’s how we came to know Jim. After that, every now and then, we’d invite him over for supper. He’d tell us stories. He was like a pump – story after story flowed out of him. 

He talked about what it was like as a kid in the orphanage in Charlottetown, getting his backside whipped with cat o’ nine tails. He told us about being in a trench in France and when the tarp was pulled back in the morning how the rats came tumbling in and all the soldiers pumped their legs up and down to squash them. I remember Jim chuckling when he finished that story and saying, “Jim nearly messed himself.” He often referred to himself in the third person. 

He talked about riding the rails West for the grain harvest, working for Captain Dick, hauling puncheons of rum off the boats and hiding them in the marsh at Covehead Harbour, breaking logjams on the Miramichi, working at the Saint John dry-dock, leaving the bootlegger’s full as an egg, crawling home between the potato drills in pitch darkness. I didn’t believe everything he said. It didn’t matter, really. His eyes sparkled, he laughed a lot. It was a pleasure just to hang out with him. 

6.

“Try in there,” Jim says, nodding at a big farmhouse and barn close to the road on our left. 

“Profits?” I ask.
 
Jim is chuckling: “We’ll see if old Jim’s memory is any good. Maybe old Jim dreamed it.”

I pulled into the yard. There was a long, low-slung, weather-beaten barn nearby. We got out of the car. A man in his mid-thirties came out the back door of the house and approached us. 

“Hi,” I say. “Know anybody who might want to sell a horse?”
 
The guy looked at me. He looked at Jim. Jim was looking at the dark, open door to the barn. He said to Jim: “I know you, don’t I?”
 
“I used to peddle fish up this way,” Jim said.
 
“Right enough,” the fellow said, smiling. “I remember you. I was just a kid. You had a beauty team of horses, flashy harness, and a rubber-wheeled cart, and you wore a long black leather coat.” 

I was visualizing this picture of Jim standing in this yard probably twenty years ago, and at the same time I was marveling at the man’s recall, and the glorious happenstance that put the two of them back in this same yard this morning. 

“I’ll show you our horses,” the fellow said. “I’m Robert Profit.”  

We followed Robert into the barn, into a horse-smelling, straw-stuffed world of empty stalls. We walked the length of the barn, along high-walled pens made of worn boards, side-by-side, both sides of the passageway, to the gold waterfall of light at the end. One occupant, in the second to last stall, a compact red-eyed, rough-haired stud, tried to kick his stall apart as we passed by. As we emerged into the sunlight, Robert reached up and lifted a metal pail from a nail, brought it down to his side, and strode out a ways from the barn into the field, which seemed vast as an ocean. He banged the pail hard with his open palm. He kept banging. Far in the distance, where the blue sky and the green field met, I could see black specks steadily growing in size, taking the shape of … horses. Then I felt their motion. Yes, felt it. The grassy ground beneath my feet was vibrating. They were getting close. Enormous! Giants! Beautiful black Percherons. Six of them. They were ponderously galloping straight toward us, jarring the earth, laying down a beat I could feel in my bones. They stopped maybe twenty feet in front of us, blowing, shaking, shining, rippling.

Robert stepped forward and patted the shoulder of one. “This here one weighs three thousand pounds. He likes his oats, don’t you, ole boy. This here’s their oat bucket.” Jim went right out amongst them, rubbing their sides, their noses. “Too much horse for Jim,” Jim said. “All Jim needs is an ole plug.” 

We said good-bye to Robert. He thought we might have some luck up by Skinner’s Pond. “Good to meet you ... again,” Robert said to Jim. They shook hands. “Take care,” Robert said. Back in the Chevette, the sweet leathery scent of the horses traveling with us, we continued our trip westward, the beat of heavy black hooves drumming in our ears.

7.

Some things Jimmy Jim told me:

Cubans mix dope with their tobacco to make cigars. 

Beet beer vanishes from the blood stream fifteen minutes after you drink it. 

Death by firing squad is death from a single bullet. Five of the six shooters fire blanks.

The rumrunner, who, at one time, owned Dalvay-by-the-Sea, was shot by the naval authorities on a dock in Halifax for servicing a German submarine. 

Whiskey fixes everything. 

8. 

Memory within memory, and all of it fading fast! This horse-buying trip up West with Jimmy Jim happened almost forty years ago and the stories he told me took place long before that. I’m a little hazy on how we ended up at the spot where we let the two Clydesdales out in the field. I’m not even sure of the name of the community. We’d stopped at various places and asked if anyone knew of any horses for sale. We ended up at this house with a shed out back containing the two Clydesdales. It might’ve been in St. Louis. Anyway, I remember the fellow who owned them taking us out to the shed. I believe he said the colt was for sale for $800. He said he and his family were going to a wedding, but that we were welcome to stick around and look at the horses and that, if we wanted to, we could let them out into the field to get a better look at them. And that’s how we ended up in that fix I mentioned earlier. Jim managed to get the mare back in the shed. But the colt was balking. He was enjoying his freedom and wasn’t in any hurry to give it up. Jim was still carrying the rope he’d found in the shed. The colt was down by the fence at the end of the field. Jim walked toward it. The colt eyed him, kicked out his back legs and took off, galloping along the fence as far as he could go, turned, and charged straight at Jim. Jim stepped a few feet to one side, and swung the rope above his head. As the colt drew abreast of him, he cast the loop over the colt’s head. The colt kept going, pulling Jim behind him. Jim leaned back, dug in his heels. Still, he was dragged. I ran over to them, yelling, “Whoa! Whoa!” The colt was slowing. Jim was pulling back on the rope with all he had. Finally, the colt stopped. Jim led him back to the shed, put him in his stall, shut the door, and fastened it. “Too much horse for Jim,” he said. 

9.

On the way home that day, Jim told me a story about the time he was harvesting Irish moss. I believe he said it was in Skinner’s Pond or in that area. It was after a bad storm and the sea was still running high. There was a large amount of moss floating out in the water. Trying to 
reach it, Jim, his horse, and the big metal basket that the horse was pulling behind it, were caught in a heavy undertow and were pulled out into deep, rough water. Jim hung on to the reins. The horse swam mightily, and even with Jim’s weight and the weight of the metal basket dragging it down, it managed to get close enough to shore for Jim to get his footing. After a long struggle, Jim reached the beach. But the horse got swept out again and drowned. “That horse saved ole Jimmy’s life,” Jim said. 

10. 

Jim died on April 19, 1999.  The headline of the piece in the Guardian read, “Island’s last WWI veteran dies at 98.” Ninety-eight! That would’ve made him eighty-one when we took that West Prince horse-buying trip. Eighty-one years of age, roping that skittish Clydesdale, hanging on tight, as it dragged him across the field!

A few summers ago, Lorna and I biked over to Corran Ban cemetery to see Jim’s grave. At first, we couldn’t find the marker. Then Lorna spotted it near the fence, in the shade of a green ash and a small-leafed linden: 

MACAULAY
Sir James Allen

May 17, 1900
April 19, 1999

Last Veteran of
First World War

Lest We Forget

Above his name, etched in the stone’s polished surface, was the image of a horse’s head.