Introduction

What is The New Yorker? I know it’s a great magazine and that it’s a tremendous source of pleasure in my life. But what exactly is it? This blog’s premise is that The New Yorker is a work of art, as worthy of comment and analysis as, say, Keats’s “Ode on a Grecian Urn.” Each week I review one or more aspects of the magazine’s latest issue. I suppose it’s possible to describe and analyze an entire issue, but I prefer to keep my reviews brief, and so I usually focus on just one or two pieces, to explore in each the signature style of its author. A piece by Nick Paumgarten is not like a piece by Jill Lepore, and neither is like a piece by Ian Frazier. One could not mistake Collins for Seabrook, or Bilger for Galchen, or Mogelson for Kolbert. Each has found a style, and it is that style that I respond to as I read, and want to understand and describe.

Tuesday, December 26, 2017

Best of 2017: GOAT


Dolly Faibyshev, "Mermaid Spa" (2017)












Here are my favorite New Yorker “Goings On About Town” pieces of 2017 (with a choice quote from each in brackets):

1. Becky Cooper, “Tables For Two: Mermaid Spa,” March 6, 2017 (“The best, though, are the cold appetizers, especially the pickled herring or, if you dare, the salo—raw pig lard, frozen and sliced thin. The procedure is half the fun: Layer it over some brown bread. Salt it. Pick up a raw garlic clove. Salt that. Bite one, then the other. The sharp fire of the raw garlic gives way to the sweetness of the bread, and to the soothing fat as it melts. It’s more bracing than the ice pools”).

2. Matthew Trammell, “Night Life: Past Customs,” July 24, 2017 (“Far from the sustained keys and billowing loops of Brian Eno’s ambient opus “Music for Airports” (1978), Amobi’s transcontinental score has a more explicit take on air travel: buzzy synths swell into prominence like a takeoff, asymmetrical percussion mimics the metallic dance of landing gear unfolding, and talk-box samples evoke the chorus of voices, automated and analog, that echo through terminal halls”).

3. Becky Cooper, “Tables For Two: Sunday in Brooklyn,” January 23, 2017 (“At some point, someone near you will order the pancakes, and you will turn involuntarily to stare at the stack coated in hazelnut-praline-maple syrup and brown butter. Gesture to your waiter for an order of those. The sauce, the texture of butterscotch, slips down the sides like a slow-motion waterfall. It tastes like melted gelato. The pancakes, slightly undercooked, seem almost naughty”).

4. McKenna Stayner, “Bar Tab: Super Power,” February 27, 2017 (“Visiting Super Power, with the gentle glow of a blowfish lamp, the fogged windows dripping hypnotically with condensation, and the humid, coconut-scented air, was exactly like being on a cruise, but everyone was wearing wool”).

5. Richard Brody, “Movies: The Long Day Closes,” April 3, 2017 (“Davies resurrects footfalls and shadows, the pattern and texture of carpets, the sound of his mother’s singing voice—the inner drama of undramatic things that are lodged in memory for a lifetime”).

6. Talia Lavin, “Bar Tab: Highlands,” July 24, 2017 (“A business-casual crowd filled the West Village redoubt, and the music played at a pleasant soft throb. “I need to find another lover,” a man in a lavender shirt sighed; ice clattered in a shaker as another cocktail was poured with luxuriant slowness. The Catholic Guilt left a taste of anise on the tongue. For the less whiskey-inclined, the Wobbly Piper (mezcal, cardamom syrup) and the Royal Mile (vodka, a grapefruity rhubarb pureé) offered their own path to contentment. As the evening deepened, the eyes of the deer heads on the walls glinted in the tawny light, but without malice”).

7. Andrea K. Scott, “Paper Weight,” November 6, 2017 (“The penumbral horse that Georges Seurat let loose with his black Conté crayon in 1882, on view here, might be up for a wild ride with Black Hawk’s ‘Buffalo Dreamers’ ”).

8. Carolyn Kormann, “Bar Tab: The Wooly Public,” August 7 & 14, 2017 (“A woman with a glittery backpack ordered a Woolynesia, tropical punch with gin, lime, chili, cinnamon, and puréed stone fruits, served in a woolly-mammoth-shaped mug. Paintings, prints, and statuary of the extinct beast, a lugubrious mascot, lurk everywhere you look. The woman took a sip, smiled at her man-bunned companion, and said, as far as an amateur lip-reader could tell, either ‘I love you or ‘Elephant juice’ ”).

9. Richard Brody, “Movies: Who’s Crazy?,” March 13, 2017 (“When love creeps in, the doings turn mock-solemn, as a mystical marriage—a threadbare rite of flung-together outfits and tinfoil décor—plays out like a discothèque exorcism”).

10. Andrea K. Scott, “Woman on Wire,” October 9, 2017 (“But such gripes melt away in the presence of an ethereal copper-and-iron-wire concatenation from 1954—seven interconnected orbs, two of which surround smaller spheres like translucent cocoons. It hangs in front of a window overlooking a garden, enmeshing nature and art”).

11. Becky Cooper, “Tables For Two: Augustine,” April 3, 2017 (“Roberta’s mere presence, as she delivers the tarte tatin, a rose of butter-caramel apple slices hugging a hazelnut crust, rescues the experience from the dispassion of the suits—as does François’s wink and pour of gifted Calvados”).

12. Talia Lavin, “Bar Tab: The Penrose,” November 27, 2017 (“The sound of fashionable boots striking the white floor was muted by a staccato prog-rock soundtrack; a young woman in a clinging leather blazer frowned at her companion by the light of a tiny candle and flicked beer foam at his lush red beard”).

Monday, December 25, 2017

Top Ten "Bar Tab" Drinks of 2017


Jorge Colombo, "Super Power" (2017)














If you relish “Bar Tab” drink names, as I do, you’ll likely appreciate the Baby Zombie and the Fuck You Steve, among other alcoholic highlights of 2017. These eminently drinkable concoctions, plus eight others, make up my Top Ten “Bar Tab” Drinks of 2017. Enjoy!

1. The Ancient Mariner (“Rum, grapefruit liqueur, lime”: Wei Tchou, “Cape House,” July 10 & 17, 2017).

2. The John Campbell’s Martini [“And a John Campbell’s Martini (twenty-five dollars) was smooth, with sumptuous olives”: Colin Stokes, “The Campbell,” June 19, 2017].

3. The Royal Mile (“Vodka, a grapefruity rhubarb purée”: Talia Lavin, “Highlands,” July 24, 2017).

4. The Starring Angelo (“In which oodles of Campari are mixed with bourbon and Italian vermouth”: Nicolas Niarchos, “Et Al.,” August 28, 2017).

5. The Penichillin [“Diamond Reef’s signature cocktail harks back to a darling of New York mixology: the Penicillin (Scotch, lemon, honey, ginger), invented by the co-owner Sam Ross when he worked at Sasha Petraske’s Milk & Honey, and now a classic worldwide. Diamond Reef’s frozen take (the Penichillin) employs an age-old principle: anything is more fun when tossed into a slushy machine”: Wei Tchou, “Diamond Reef,” May 1, 2017].

6. Willie’s Frozen Coffee (“A decadent caffeine and whiskey sludge named for Willie Nelson”: David Kortava, “Skinny Dennis,” April 17, 2017).

7. The Moga (“The drink is very spirituous, comprising Japanese whiskey, rum, and aged plum liquor”: Wei Tchou, “Bar Moga,” May 22, 2017).

8. The Fuck You Steve (“Radiates with mezcal, pineapple, and Campari”: Nicolas Niarchos, “Et Al.,” August 28, 2017).

9. The Three Hour Kyoto Negroni (“Sitting permanently atop the counter is a tall and intricate Japanese cold-brew apparatus, in which the makings of a Negroni drip slowly through freshly ground coffee”: David Kortava, “Kobrick Coffee Co.,” September 4, 2017).

10. The Baby Zombie (“Applejack, pineapple rum, absinthe, served in a mug with the likeness of a glaring bird”: Talia Lavin, “The Penrose,” November 27, 2017).

Saturday, December 23, 2017

2017 Year in Review


Vincent Mahé, “The Tank” (2017)


















There are highlights aplenty. But before we get started, let’s have a drink – something strong and refreshing. How about a Jonn the Beachcomber? Remember that one? McKenna Stayner described it as “slurpy and delicious, with three types of rum, allspice, grenadine, pineapple, lime, and crushed ice in a goblet the size of a fishbowl, topped with fruit salad and studded with heart-shaped straws” (“Bar Tab: Super Power,” February 27, 2017).  Yes, I’ll have one of those, please.

While we’re on the subject of drinks, I just want to say that this year’s “Bar Tab” and “Tables For Two” columns were terrific – tremendous sources of delicious sensual description. My favorite “Tables For Two” was Becky Cooper’s “Mermaid Spa” (March 6, 2017). It’s so good, I’m going to quote it in full:

The smell of chlorine emanating from the concrete building is the first hint that Mermaid Spa, in Coney Island, isn’t Spa Castle. There are no crystal rooms, no “color therapy” experiences, and, thankfully, no uniforms reminiscent of a totalitarian regime. This is a Ukrainian-Russian community center, a blustery twenty-minute walk from the subway, as traditional as banyas get in New York City, with a clientele that takes its sweating very seriously. There is, happily, also a restaurant, which serves some solid Russian classics.

The dining room, guarded by golden mermaids, is built around a hot tub. There are older men in groups; younger, shiny men in groups; and fit couples throwing back plastic pints of beer. Everyone is wearing towels, and most are in felt hats that, counterintuitively, help with the heat. Claim a table—it’s yours for the day—and head into the sauna. Sweat until you can’t stand it, and escape to the cold shower. Pull the chain and a torrent of ice water rushes over you. Then go to the steam room and get lost in the fog, before plunging into the ice pools. Jump out, gasp for breath, and feel your head pound with shock and relief. Repeat until you’re jelly, and then it’s time to eat.

Many tables stick with giant bottles of water and platters of fresh fruit. But you came for the food, so go for it. The large meat dishes—lamb leg, beef stroganoff, chicken tabaka—are hefty in a way that seems ill-advised in the setting. The hot appetizers are a better idea. The borscht is rich and thick. The garlicky French fries, piled on a sizzling iron skillet, though not exactly what you’d picture eating in a bathing suit, are a banya staple. Even more traditional are the pelmeni, filled with beef, lamb, and veal, and topped with mushroom gravy, which are addictive until they congeal at room temperature. Luckily, the dish is too good to leave for long. The best, though, are the cold appetizers, especially the pickled herring or, if you dare, the salo—raw pig lard, frozen and sliced thin. The procedure is half the fun: Layer it over some brown bread. Salt it. Pick up a raw garlic clove. Salt that. Bite one, then the other. The sharp fire of the raw garlic gives way to the sweetness of the bread, and to the soothing fat as it melts. It’s more bracing than the ice pools.

On the way out, do yourself a favor and stop by the beach, whose winter charm doesn’t get enough credit. The steam rises off your skin. The coastline extends as far as you can see, populated by no one.

That is tremendously alive, and it's the knowing sensual instructions (“Sweat until you can’t stand it,” “Pull the chain,” “Repeat until you’re jelly,” “Salt it,” “Pick up a raw garlic clove,” “Bite one, then the other”) that make it so.

For me, the best fact piece of the year was Luke Mogelson’s “The Avengers of Mosul” (February 6, 2017), a brilliant, brutal, immersive account of Mogelson’s experience traveling with an Iraqi SWAT team as it fights to liberate Mosul from ISIS occupation. Here’s a sample:

The snipers eventually quit for the night, but they resumed with gusto in the morning. The SWAT-team members who were not stationed on the roof went to the road behind the house. Bullets zinged up the alley leading to the cemetery. Every now and then, the men backed a Humvee into the alley and aimed a few bursts from the Dushka at Al Quds; they also launched grenades from a turret-mounted MK19. The moment the Humvee pulled back behind cover, more bullets hit the house and the houses around it. They kicked up dirt and slapped against walls. They pierced an empty fuel tanker. They shook the branches of a tree and cut down leaves. They ricocheted off power-line poles, ringing them like bells.

“The Avengers of Mosul” is an extraordinary piece of writing, one of the best I’ve read in a long time. I relish the way it unfolds sequentially without flashbacks. I relish its factual style. I relish its focus on the SWAT-team members. Most of all, I relish its details, e.g., a Humvee’s interior (“I crammed into Mezher’s vehicle, sharing a seat with a corporal in a black balaclava. We were wedged in amid ammo boxes, ammo belts, and the feet of another policeman, who stood in the turret behind a Dushka, a Russian heavy machine gun”); a medic’s cigarette ash (“He spoke excellent English, and worked with calm efficiency, often while smoking a cigarette, the ash falling on his patients”); the SWAT team’s deputy commander sitting on the edge of a bed “casually flipping a hand grenade around his finger”; inside a new aid station (“The fake-gold pages of a Koran, draped with a garland of plastic roses, were mounted on the wall, above bags of saline hanging from protruding screws”); the way a soldier puts his foot on a prisoner’s head (“The soldier in the cap twisted his boot back and forth, as if putting out a cigarette”); the ringtone of the Swat-team commander’s phone (“His phone kept ringing: the tone was the theme song from the movie ‘Halloween’ ”); a woman suturing a boy’s face with needle and thread (“It looked as if she’d dipped her hands in a bucket of red paint. I cut the thread and tried to shoo her off. A minute later, while attending to the wounds on the man’s legs, I looked up and saw that she was stitching him again”).

Mogelson’s follow-up piece, “Dark Victory,” (November 6, 2017), on the battle to expel ISIS from Raqqa, is pretty damn good, too. It features stunning color photos by Mauricio Lima, at least two of which will be on my “Best of 2017: Photography” list, which I’ll be posting in the next few days.

Mauricio Lima, "Female Fighters for the Syrian Democratic Forces" (2017)














My favorite New Yorker writer, Ian Frazier, had a great year, producing three excellent pieces: “High-Rise Greens” (January 9, 2017), “Drive Time” (August 28, 2017), and “Clear Passage” (November 13, 2017). “Drive Time,” a personal history piece on the pleasure Frazier gets from driving in New York City, contains a wonderful description of an early-morning drive he takes from his New Jersey home, across the George Washington Bridge, into the Bronx (“The slanted early-morning sun amid the pillars colors the sides of bread trucks moving slowly on their deliveries”), across the Harlem River on the Madison Avenue Bridge, into Manhattan on the F.D.R. Drive (“cruising by the high-rises and the hospitals of the Upper East Side and under the tower of the United Nations”), across the Brooklyn Bridge (“maybe the most glorious bridge in the world, its cables radiating from their junction points at the top of its towers like beams of light”), into Brooklyn, up the ramp to the Brooklyn-Queens Expressway, onto the Belt Parkway to J.F.K. Airport, then, via the Belt Parkway, back to Brooklyn, up the ramp to the Verrazano-Narrows Bridge, across the bridge, onto the Staten Island Expressway, then across the Goethals Bridge and onto the New Jersey Turnpike, at which point, Frazier writes,

Here is the best part of the route, because when the landing patterns at Newark Airport are configured in a certain way the planes coming in fly parallel to the turnpike and directly above it. If everything is in synch, I can be motoring up the highway among lanes of cars and trucks (the turnpike is busy at any hour) with the freight-train tracks on the right and all the earthbound vectors lining up as an incoming jet roars overhead, outdistances everybody, diverges to the left, and sets down on a shimmery runway. The music on the radio can be helpful here; I’ve found that a big, anthemic prog-rock song makes a good accompaniment. Every tristate-area driver should experience this cool convergence once in a while.

After that, Frazier takes the I-78 west, Garden State Parkway north to Exit 151, then west on Watchung Avenue, south on Grove Street, and he’s home—“five boroughs, four major bridges, two airports, two states, and back in time for breakfast.”

Quite a trip! I enjoyed it immensely.

Three other reporting pieces that afforded me enormous pleasure: Gary Shteyngart’s “Time Out” (March 20, 2017), Nick Paumgarten’s “Singer of Secrets” (August 28, 2017), and Burkhard Bilger’s “Feathered Glory” (September 25, 2017). It was great to see Bilger back in the magazine after a lengthy absence.

Speaking of absences, where is Ben McGrath? His last New Yorker piece was the extraordinary “The Wayfarer” (December 14, 2015), which was #1 on my “Best of 2015” list. And his superb “The White Wall” (April 22, 2013) was #1 on my “Best of 2013.” I miss his work.

My favorite book reviewer, James Wood, didn’t appear in the magazine until June. I was worried he’d quit or been let go. But when he did finally show up, he delivered a masterpiece – “The Other Side of Silence” (June 5 & 12, 2017), a review of W. G. Sebald’s fiction. It contains a fascinating discussion of the way Sebald uses photographs in his novels. Wood says,

Few writers have used photographs in quite the way Sebald does, scattering them, without captions, throughout the text, so that the reader can’t be sure, exactly, how the writing and the photographs relate to each other, or, indeed, whether the photographs disclose what they purport to.

Brilliantly, Wood connects Sebald’s Austerlitz photos with what he says is Austerlitz’s central theme – retrieval. He writes that the effort of retrieval can be felt “whenever we stare at one of Sebald’s dusky, uncaptioned photographs, and it is not coincidental that photography plays the largest role in the two Sebald books that deal centrally with the Holocaust, The Emigrants and Austerlitz.”  

Referring to Austerlitz, Wood writes,

What does it mean to stare at a photograph of a little boy who is “supposed” to be Jacques Austerlitz, when “Jacques Austerlitz” is nothing more than a fictional character invented by W. G. Sebald? Who is the actual boy who stares at us from the cover of this novel? We will probably never know. It is indeed an eerie photograph, and Sebald makes Austerlitz say of it:

I have studied the photograph many times since, the bare, level field where I am standing, although I cannot think where it was. . . . I examined every detail under a magnifying glass without once finding the slightest clue. And in doing so I always felt the piercing, inquiring gaze of the page boy who had come to demand his dues, who was waiting in the gray light of dawn on the empty field for me to accept the challenge and avert the misfortune lying ahead of him.

The boy does seem to be demanding something from us, and I imagine that this is why, when Sebald came across the photograph, he chose it. Presumably, he found it in a box of old postcards and snapshots, in one of the antique shops he enjoyed rummaging through. In 2011, while working on an introduction to “Austerlitz,” I had a chance to examine the Sebald archive—manuscripts, old photographs, letters, and the like—at the Deutsches Literaturarchiv, in Marbach am Neckar, and there I found the postcard that bears the boy’s image. Eager for a “clue,” I turned it over. On the reverse side, there was nothing more than the name of an English town and a price, written in ink: “Stockport: 30p.”

Amazing! The origin of Austerlitz is sourced in the image on this found postcard. In the novel, Jacques Austerlitz is rescued by the Kindertransport; he averts the misfortune lying ahead of him. Of Sebald’s writing, Wood says, “What animates his project is the task of saving the dead, retrieving them through representation.”

Another critical piece from 2017 that sticks in my memory is Alex Ross’s reverberant “Tank Music” (July 24, 2017), in which Ross attends a concert at the Tank in Rangely, Colorado. The Tank is just that – a sixty-five-foot-tall water tank that sound artist Bruce Odland has converted into a performance venue and recording studio. Ross describes the unique sound it makes:

When my eyes had adjusted to the gloom—a few portals in the roof provide shafts of light during the day—I picked up a rubber-coated hammer and banged a pipe. The sound rang on and on: the reverberation in the space lasts up to forty seconds. But it’s not a cathedral-style resonance, which dissipates in space as it travels. Instead, sound seems to hang in the air, at once diffused and enriched. The combination of a parabolic floor, a high concave roof, and cylindrical walls elicits a dense mass of overtones from even a footfall or a cough. I softly hummed a note and heard pure harmonics spiralling around me, as if I had multiplied into several people who could sing.

Ross is inside the Tank listening to the vocal ensemble Roomful of Teeth perform a piece by Judah Adashi when a storm breaks:

Gusts buffeting the exterior created an apocalyptic bass rumble; lashes of rain sounded like a hundred snare drums. The voices bobbed on the welter of noise, sometimes disappearing into it and sometimes riding above. As Adashi’s music subsided, the storm subsided in turn. In my experience, music has never seemed closer to nature.

That “Gusts buffeting the exterior created an apocalyptic bass rumble; lashes of rain sounded like a hundred snare drums” is very beautiful – one of my favorite sentences of 2017.

One more highlight of 2017: John Kinsella’s unforgettable “Milking the Tiger Snake” (January 9, 2017). Here it is in full:

Fangs through a balloon, an orange balloon
stretched over a jam-jar mouth scrubbed-up
bush standard—fangs dripping what looks
like semen, which is venom, one of the most
deadly, down grooves and splish splash
onto the lens of the distorting glass-bottom
boat we look up into, head of tiger
snake pressed flat with the bushman’s
thumb—his scungy hat that did Vietnam,
a bandolier across his matted chest
chocked with cartridges—pistoleer
who takes out ferals with secretive
patriotic agendas. And we kids watch
him draw the head of the fierce snake,
its black body striped yellow. “It will rear
up like a cobra if cornered, and attack,
attack!” he stresses as another couple
of droplets form and plummet. And when
we say, “Mum joked leave them alone
and they’ll go home,” he retorts, “Typical
bloody woman, first to moan if she’s bit,
first to want a taste of the anti-venom
that comes of my rooting these black
bastards out, milking them dry, down
to the last drop.” Tiger snake’s eyes
peer out crazily targeting the neck
of the old coot with his dirty mouth,
its nicotine garland. He from whom
we learn, who shows us porno
and tells us what’s what. Or tiger snake
out of the wetlands, whip-cracked
by the whip of itself until its back is broke.

My god, that’s a great poem! What makes it great is Kinsella’s use of words I can see (“fangs through a balloon, an orange balloon,” “stretched over a jam-jar mouth,” “fangs dripping what looks / like semen, which is venom,” “down grooves and splish splash / onto the lens of the distorting glass-bottom / boat,” “head of tiger / snake pressed flat with the bushman’s / thumb,” “scungy hat that did Vietnam,” “a bandolier across his matted chest / chocked with cartridges,” “the fierce snake, / its black body striped yellow,” “droplets form and plummet,” “the old coot with his dirty mouth, / its nicotine garland,” “tiger snake / out of the wetlands, whip-cracked / by the whip of itself until its back is broke”). These words jump to life as I read them. And I love the poem’s spontaneity; it has the feel of actual encounter, naked experience, quickly sketched as it’s happening, or immediately afterwards, while the details are still fresh.

And now, with the few drops of Jonn the Beachcomber still left in my goblet, I want to propose a toast: Here’s to the greatest magazine in the world! New Yorker without end, amen!

Thursday, December 21, 2017

December 18 & 25, 2017 Issue


Every now and then, there’s a note in “Goings On About Town” that strikes me as just about perfect. Example: “Art: Andy Hope 1930,” in this week’s issue, which reads as follows:

In what used to be Eva Hesse’s attic studio, and is now a gallery named after the Robert Moses highway project that would have destroyed the neighborhood in which it is located, four silicone brains sit in fish tanks on the floor. They’re thinking about Hegel’s “Phenomenology of the Spirit,” a section of which is busily typing itself on a nearby MacBook. They’re thinking about the shape that dominates the lacquer, oil, and acrylic paintings of Hope 1930, a German artist, who was born Andreas Hofer. (The shape is reminiscent of a male torso, but is actually the silhouette of a rolling garbage can.) They’re also thinking about the flat hierarchy of images in the Internet age, in which “Star Trek” and Francis Picabia—both sources here—have an interchangeable cultural value.

I’d love to know who wrote that. The brilliant combination of so many diverse elements – “Eva Hesse’s attic studio,” “Robert Moses highway project,” “four silicone brains,” “fish tanks on the floor,” “Hegel’s ‘Phenomenology of the Spirit,’ ” “nearby MacBook,” “lacquer, oil, and acrylic paintings of Hope 1930,” “male torso,” “silhouette of a rolling garbage can,” “Internet age,” “ ‘Star Trek,’ ” “Francis Picabia” – into a coherent, shapely capsule review smacks of genius.

Wednesday, December 20, 2017

David Owen's "Where the Water Goes"


One of my favorite books of 2017 is David Owen’s Where the Water Goes, an account of Owen’s exploration of the Colorado River watershed. He drives from the river’s headwaters, in Colorado, to its historical delta in Sonora, Mexico, a three thousand mile trip. Along the way, he stops at farms, resorts, dams, and pumping stations, and talks with scientists, farmers, environmentalists, and various other people connected with the river, including a type known as Water Buffaloes (water experts). The story Owen tells is of a great river that’s so transformed by human usage it’s “more like a fourteen-hundred-mile-long canal.”

Where the Water Goes is a longer, deeper, more detailed version of Owen’s superb New Yorker piece, “Where the River Runs Dry” (May 25, 2015). It contains an abundance of interesting material not even touched on in the magazine article. For example:

1. Almost all of Chapter 6, in which Owen travels the Upper Colorado River Scenic Highway (“It’s one of the most beautiful highways I’ve ever driven on”), tells about a tributary of the Colorado – the Dolores River (“The Dolores has had a surprisingly large impact on western water use – and the reason is salt”), describes a salt-removal facility (the Paradox Valley Unit) on the Dolores, meets with a member of the board of supervisors of Coconino County (“Coconino County is the second-largest county in the United States by area; it’s also one of the driest”), tells about Glen Canyon Dam and the reservoir it created, Lake Powell; he describes the Salt River Project-Navajo Generating Station, a coal-burning electricity plant near the lake’s southern shore, drives across Glen Canyon Dam, and visits Lake Powell Resort (“As I wandered among the houseboats, I was followed, in the water, by two ducks and an enormous carp. All three were apparently accustomed to being fed from the dock”).  

2. Almost all of Chapter 7, in which Owen profiles John Wesley Powell, “a one-armed Civil War veteran and geology professor who led the first two successful boat expeditions through the Grand Canyon, between 1869 and 1872”; he noses around Lonely Dell Ranch, the compound where John Doyle Lee lived in the early 1870s while operating a ferry that crossed the Colorado at “the last place for hundreds of miles where crossing the river on a horse or in a wagon was feasible”; he talks to a the owner of a rafting company that runs guided trips on the Colorado, and tells about a relatively recent development in the ongoing evolution of the Law of the River – RICDs (“recreational in-channel diversions”).

3. Most of Chapter 8, in which Owen visits Hoover Dam and tells about its construction (“The canyon’s walls were prepared by ‘high scalers,’ who used jackhammers to remove loose rocks and outcroppings while dangling hundreds of feet above the riverbed in primitive wooden bosun’s chairs, which looked like children’s swings”; “The sun made the canyon so hot that touching them with bare skin could be agonizing”; “Buried within each new section were separate networks of pipes: one that would later be used to inject portland-cement grout into cracks, joints, and gaps between columns, and one that would be used to cool the concrete as it cured by circulating refrigerated water through it”).

4. Most of Chapter 9, in which Owen visits the Las Vegas Springs Reserve (“People who look closely at the specimen plants in the botanical garden at the Spring Preserve are usually surprised to see that even the cacti are irrigated: there are little black plastic water emitters poking out from the sand and gravel at their bases. This is true not just of the botanical garden but of most of the city’s xeriscapes”), and the Angel Park Golf Club (“When I visited the course, the superintendent took me over to see the reservoir. He splashed his hands near the intake valve to show me there was nothing scary about recycled water, which he said was clean enough for bathing”); he visits Patricia Mulroy, “the principal architect of Nevada’s most innovative efforts to acquire and conserve water,” at the University of Nevada. She provides one of the book’s most powerful quotes:

“There are still those who want to talk about winners and losers,” she told me, “but they don’t understand the interconnected economy of the river. We have plumbed the Colorado to bleed water in all directions. We take water in Wyoming – outside the river’s watershed – and move it to Cheyenne. Come down to Colorado: we move it across the Continental Divide, from the West Slope to the Front Range, into the Kansas-Nebraska basin – outside the watershed of the Colorado. We move it across the Utah desert to the Wasatch Front, to Salt Lake, provo, Orem, and all those agricultural districts – not in the Colorado watershed. In New Mexico, we move it to Albuquerque, which straddles the Rio Grande. In Arizona, we move it across 360 miles of desert, to Phoenix and Tucson and still more agricultural districts. And in California, we move it over hundreds of miles of aqueducts, from Lake Havasu to the coastal cities – not in the Colorado watershed.

All those far-flung places, Mulroy said, nevertheless constitute a single system, which extends far beyond the river itself and adds up to more than a quarter of the economy of the United States. “We may be citizens of a community, and a state, and a country, but we are also citizens of a basin,” she said. “What happens in Denver matters in L.A. What happens in Phoenix matters in Salt Lake. It’s web, and if you cut one strand the whole thing begins to unravel. If you think there can be a winner in something like that, you are nuts. Either we all win, or we all lose. And we certainly don’t have time to go to court.”

We are also citizens of a basin – that, for me, is one of this good book’s important messages. The New Yorker piece makes this point, too, when it says, “Most of the water in the Colorado River originates in snowpack in mountains in the northern part of its watershed, but the biggest consumers of that water are at the river’s other end – in Southern California.”

How Colorado River water gets to L.A. and beyond is one of Where the Water Goes’ main narratives. Pumps are a crucial part of the story. One of my favorite scenes, in both the New Yorker piece and the book, takes place in the enormous Whitsett Pump Plant on Lake Havasu’s western shore. Here’s the book version:

The plant’s main building has a terrazzo floor and Art Deco light fixtures, and it contains nine-thousand-horsepower General Electric pumps, with robin’s-egg-blue housings. “That’s eighteen school buses per pump,” Nash said, as we walked down the line. “Each one could fill an Olympic-size swimming pool in twenty seconds,” Nash said, as we walked down the line. The pumps run so smoothly that when you place a nickel on any of them—as visitors are sometimes encouraged to do—there isn’t enough vibration to make it slide off. They take Colorado River water from the lake and push it through nine enormous pipes, which rise three hundred feet up a steep slope directly behind the plant. From the top of the slope the water flows through a mile-long tunnel to Gene Walsh Reservoir, in the Whipple Mountains. A second pumping station then pushes it higher still, and through a six-mile-long tunnel, to Copper Basin, a bigger reservoir. Nash said, “Then it goes by gravity down to Iron Mountain and Iron lifts it a hundred and forty-four feet; then to Eagle, and Eagle lifts it four hundred and thirty-eight; then to Julian Hinds, and Hinds lifts it four hundred and forty-one.” Nash turned to his daughter. “Am I getting it right so far?” he asked. Altogether, there are five pumping stations, ninety-two miles of tunnels, and a hundred and forty-seven miles of open aqueducts, buried conduits, and siphons. The siphons are minor masterpieces of early-twentieth century hydraulic ingenuity; they carry the water, without mechanical assistance, under desert washes, to protect the aqueduct from inflows of silt during flash floods. “They’re like the P-traps in your house,” Nash said. “The water comes in on one side and daylights slightly lower on the other.”

That “The pumps run so smoothly that when you place a nickel on any of them—as visitors are sometimes encouraged to do—there isn’t enough vibration to make it slide off” creates an arresting image of immense mechanical engineering precision and ingenuity. It’s one of two images that, after I finished reading the book, linger in my memory. The other is of the white “bathtub ring” of mineral deposits on the surrounding bluffs of Lake Mead. It’s briefly mentioned in the magazine piece. But in the book, Owen describes it more vividly:

The lake and the surrounding landscapes are so vast that when you see the bathtub ring from far away you have little sense of the scale. Viewed up close, though, it makes you gulp: the distance from the surface of the water to the top of the white band that day was 130 feet.

Lake Mead’s white bathtub ring is a haunting reminder that all the mechanical ingenuity in the world won’t avail if there’s no water to pump.

Tuesday, December 12, 2017

December 11, 2017 Issue


Calvin Tomkins’ “Somewhere Different,” in this week’s issue, profiles painter Peter Doig. The piece has an ingenious structure, consisting of eight sections, each of which focuses on a key Doig painting, and, in the process, illuminates a portion of Doig’s personal history. For example, the first section, titled “Pelican (Stag), 2003,” tells the story of Doig’s “Pelican (Stag)” (“As the painting developed, he felt that it was getting too dark, so he put in the abstract fall of whitish-blue paint—it came from his memory of a Matisse painting he had seen at the Tate in 2002, ‘Shaft of Sunlight in the Woods of Trivaux’ ”); the second section, “Rain in the Port of Spain (White Oaks), 2015,” tells about Doig’s painting of the same name (“’Rain in the Port of Spain (White Oak),’ which is more than nine feet high and eleven feet wide, is dominated by a full-grown lion, pacing freely but somewhat glumly, head down, outside a yellow building with green doors and a barred green window. A ghostly human attendant approaches from around the corner”); and so on. Eight of Doig’s major works are discussed in detail, together with the backstories that led to their creation. My favorite is section eight, “Two Trees, 2017,” in which Tomkins attends the opening of a Doig exhibition at the Michael Werner Gallery. Tomkin’s “I,” which has been used sparingly in the previous sections, blooms in this one. Near the end of it, he says,

We returned to the front room, to have another look at “Two Trees.” The room is full of memories for me and for many others—this is where Leo Castelli showed Rauschenberg and Johns and the groundbreaking Pop and minimal artists in the nineteen-sixties.

“Somewhere Different” has an arresting, original structure, blending ekphrasis with biography, occasionally adding a dash of personal perspective. I enjoyed it immensely.

Postscript: The striking color photo of Doig, by Daniel Shea, illustrating Tompkins’ piece, is a strong candidate for my “Top Ten New Yorker Photographs of 2017.”

Saturday, December 9, 2017

December 4, 2017 Issue


This week’s New Yorker brims with piquant details: “seagulls, nominally and stickily rendered, as if piped on with black icing” (“Goings On About Town: Art: Whitney Museum: ‘Laura Owens’ ”); “Yvette, a raw industrial duo whose jagged tracks should come with cautionary signage” (“Goings On About Town: Night Life: Eaters”); “black-garlic jam (if mahogany had a flavor it would be this)” (Shauna Lyon, “Tables For Two: Ferris”); the white bones of a dead raccoon’s hand that “seemed to reach / out toward the sun as it hit the water, / showing all five of his sweet tensile fingers / still clinging” (Ada Limón, “Overpass”); the mud-encrusted riding goggles in Thomas Prior’s striking color portrait of Puerto Rican jockeys Irad and Jose Ortiz, illustrating John Seabrook’s excellent “Top Jocks”; Paolo Pellegrin’s arresting black-and-white photos of reed huts for Ben Taub’s absorbing “The Emergency”; the roll of adding-machine tape on which A. R. Ammons composed his great “Tape for the Turn of the Year” (“The poem’s margins were set by the tape’s width, about two inches; it began where the tape started and ended when it ran out, with no chance for revisions as Ammons’s words slalomed down its length”: Dan Chiasson, “One Man’s Trash”); Alexander Calder’s “kinetic, wire-and-collage miniature circus, complete with a full cast of characters, from ringmaster to strongman,” made “creature by creature, out of wire bent with pliers, and powered by everything from springs to balloons” (Adam Gopnik, “Wired”).